Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy.

c0la · PJNet Junior Joined: Mar 03, 2007 Posts: 723

Title: Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic reply from a financial person

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the n ame s and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

>From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.
signed, J.P. Morgan

wcling · PJNet Starter Joined: Oct 02, 2006 Posts: 103

She found her rich guy! Very Happy

humanfly · Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject:

cola...were you at banana leaf, centerpoint on Wednesday around 1030pm ???
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c0la · PJNet Junior Joined: Mar 03, 2007 Posts: 723

no wor.
i didnt go there for few months ald.
u saw someone look like me?
lol

c0la · PJNet Junior Joined: Mar 03, 2007 Posts: 723

merce · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject:

with a post like that... it really takes a filthy rich fool to marry her...
lol

an advice to the girls;

if u want to marry a rich guy, make sure u have the knowledge to do so.

but i love her bold attempt. Cool

naz · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:50 pm Post subject:

humanfly · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:41 pm Post subject:

humanfly · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:42 pm Post subject:

talking about true love...

today while having dinner..i saw this old man holding his wife hand and walking together...thats what i call true love
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ednew · Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject:

c0la · PJNet Junior Joined: Mar 03, 2007 Posts: 723

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naz · Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 1:34 am Post subject:

Noticed that the reply was signed "J. P. Morgan" which is one of the biggest investment banks in the states. Too bad "J. P. Morgan" used a lot of improper tenses in the reply, otherwise it could've made me believe that it might just be something real. Wink

yipck2003 · PJNet Senior Joined: Jun 30, 2005 Posts: 1311

Lets all be rich and marry pretty and hot chics...

freedom_fighter · Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:

y most of the preety girl choose to marry a rich man de???
how about we this poor guys?? Crying or Very sad

cola, will u marry me?
rm1300/m and dont have any asset
face like a monster, thin, short
would u?