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shirlie
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 8:58 pm    Post subject: Men Are Very Hard to Please Reply with quote
Men Are Very Hard to Please

The problems with guys:-

If you TREAT him NICELY, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you DON'T, he says you are PROUD.

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If you DRESS NICELY, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you DON'T, he says you are from KAMPUNG(VILLAGE).

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If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAIN.

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If you are SMARTER than him, he will lose his FACE;
If he is SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.

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If you don't love him, he will try to POSSESSES you;
If you love him, he will try to LEAVE you. (Very true huh??)

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If you don't make love with him, he says you don't love him;
If you do!! He says you are CHEAP.

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If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

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If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.

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If you BREAK your PROMISE, he says you cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

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If you smoke, he said you are a bad girl;
If he smokes, he is a GENTLEMAN. (Very Yeng!!!)

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If you do WELL in your exam, he says it is LUCK;
If he does WELL, it is BRAINS.

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If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!!

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Hai...really hard to PLEASED (Fook Si) isn't it?
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
My Version

Women Are Very Hard to Please

Tshe problems with guys:-

If you TREAT her NICELY, she says you are IN LOVE with her;
If you DON'T, she says you are PROUD.

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If you DRESS NICELY, she says you are trying to LURE her;
If you DON'T, she says you are from KAMPUNG(VILLAGE).

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If you ARGUE with her, she says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, she says you have no BRAIN.

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If you are SMARTER than her, she will lose her FACE;
If she is SMARTER than you, she is GREAT.

*************************************************************

If you don't love her, she will try to POSSESSES you;
If you love her, she will try to LEAVE you. (Very true huh??)

*************************************************************

If you don't make love with her, she says you don't love her;
If you do!! he says you are Cheap.

*************************************************************

If you tell her your PROBLEM, she says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you don't, she says that you don't TRUST her.

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If you SCOLD her, you are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS you, it is because she CARES for you.

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If you BREAK your PROMISE, she says you cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

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If you do WELL in your exam, she says it is LUCK;
If she does WELL, it is BRAINS.

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If you HURT her, you are CRUEL;
If she HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ok..here's another 'battlefield' for the war between 'Venus and Mars'.

but hey,,,what's with the KAMPUNG thing???i am offended with that becoz im also from Kampung..so people from kampung are really bad people ka?..
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The meaning of KAMPUNG in this passage is that they hardly wear as IN as the urban ppl...
sorry for offending u..Kai-ree Sad
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
shirlie wrote:
The meaning of KAMPUNG in this passage is that they hardly wear as IN as the urban ppl...
sorry for offending u..Kai-ree Sad


hey,,no problem,shirlie..i actually already got ur point earlier.i understand what u trying to say.hahahaha.
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i am from town...but i like to wear like kampung sometimes... haha, if you want people to notice you, maybe wearing like kampung will get the attention.
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kai-ree wrote:
ok..here's another 'battlefield' for the war between 'Venus and Mars'.

but hey,,,what's with the KAMPUNG thing???i am offended with that becoz im also from Kampung..so people from kampung are really bad people ka?..
alamaks!! Kai-ree pms ke hari ini! wakakaka
I think shirlie used the word kampung to mean suburb, gweilo only use suburb, M'sian common usage is normally kampung lar........
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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The meaning of KAMPUNG in this passage is that they hardly wear as IN as the urban ppl...
sorry for offending u..Kai-ree Sad
shirlie can pls tell where this kampung where they hardly wear..... I think I wan shift to there and stay liow! kakakaka!
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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i am from town...but i like to wear like kampung sometimes... haha, if you want people to notice you, maybe wearing like kampung will get the attention.
~ ~ ~~~~ wow! garfield I like your kampung attire very much wor!!
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
friedice wrote:
shirlie wrote:
The meaning of KAMPUNG in this passage is that they hardly wear as IN as the urban ppl...
sorry for offending u..Kai-ree Sad
shirlie can pls tell where this kampung where they hardly wear..... I think I wan shift to there and stay liow! kakakaka!

a fren told this story, many years back one of his fren mentioned maybe the kampung area in sarawak still not wearing proper clothing or hardly wear...so, they decided to go there during one long public holiday. all assuming that the villagers there hardly wear but when they reach, everyone were wearing t-shirt.

friedice, to view the hardly wear "kampung"...there are plenty in KL, actually. it's just that you don't notice. (deep meaning...)
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
friedice wrote:
shirlie wrote:
The meaning of KAMPUNG in this passage is that they hardly wear as IN as the urban ppl...
sorry for offending u..Kai-ree Sad
shirlie can pls tell where this kampung where they hardly wear..... I think I wan shift to there and stay liow! kakakaka!


Haiyo...my meaning is trendy style lah... Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
everyone trying to pull your legs now...
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
friedice wrote:
Kai-ree wrote:
ok..here's another 'battlefield' for the war between 'Venus and Mars'.

but hey,,,what's with the KAMPUNG thing???i am offended with that becoz im also from Kampung..so people from kampung are really bad people ka?..
alamaks!! Kai-ree pms ke hari ini! wakakaka
I think shirlie used the word kampung to mean suburb, gweilo only use suburb, M'sian common usage is normally kampung lar........


erm..maybe i have PMS today..wait..lemme check..erm,.so,im looking inside my pants..erm..what is this??OMIGOD!!..its ..its..arghhhh..!! Question
hahahahaha Laughing

talking bout kampung dressing..i remember 1 time ,when i was a kid..there was 50yrs sumthing makcik in my kampung..she really like to only wearing kain batik ,strapping her body..we called that as 'berkemban'..n then now, everytime i see a girl in clubs or mamak , wearing the 'tube' n that dress that look like she is berkemban, i will automatically remember that makcik ..n i cannot stop laughing.. Laughing ...so,means ,that makcik in Kampung lagi advance in how-to-look sexy la bro.. Laughing
then i have this female fren who smoke..n the reason she smoke is because is to look cool n trendy..(i got nothing against smoking women but that answer is so stupid)..but if u go to kampung-kampung or perhaps u go to Pasar Besar Kota Bharu..u'll see a lot of ah soo and makciks smoking what?..mind u ,its DUNHILL,ok?..so,.. also i laughed when i heard her reason...n then i call her 'makcik smoker'.. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
hey man! this berkemban thing, is it the practice for women after giving birth to aid the body in returning to its slim shape b4 giving birth?
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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Great Topic Laughing Embarassed
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