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lovepark
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AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her.
Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.
MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised.
Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!
HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base
3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.
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pencapchew
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Dating a Woman |
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| Hahaha...tats really funny. |
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lovepark
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| Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject: |
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hehe... so which woman u wanna date 
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humanfly
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I want to date you...and i know u r not that type...
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lovepark
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tell u one secrect...
know wat?.... actually i am a man... 
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humanfly
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a man... thats great... i love it
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joeklc
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ERK... GELI ... two gaylo in the pjnet.... .
if the gals that u tell is true ... i'll be alone for whole life is more better ... lol |
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waiwai
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what abt mix-races women?? Chinese + Japan, Malay + American, HK + Japan, HK + American...??? 
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garfield
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| waiwai wrote: | | what abt mix-races women?? Chinese + Japan, Malay + American, HK + Japan, HK + American...??? |
hohohho....imagine chinese+japan = nothing's going to happen either.
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Kai-ree
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:54 am Post subject: Re: Dating a Woman |
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| lovepark wrote: | AMERICAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
JAPANESE WOMEN
First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all.
Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties.
Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her.
Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow.
MALAY WOMEN
First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers.
Second date: You get to home base with her.
Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised.
Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three more times as allowed under Islamic law!
CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens too.
Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN
First date: You meet her parents.
Second date: The date is set for the wedding.
Third date: It's your wedding night!
HONG KONG WOMEN
First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet
Second date: you max out all your credit cards
Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base
3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS. |
whoaa this 'guy', who gave u the list is really 'something'.really really got a lot of 'experience'..terer la..can date almost the women around the globe.
whooa ,,Malay girls really that 'cheap' ahh?so slutty one?..from which state? got one here in KL ?i wish i can meet her..first date already can touch her boobs ohh.. any malay gals in here? or want to say something about this?
why malay gals are so horny one?not like chinese gal and indian gal?..(heheh good news for me.. )
i wonder..who is this 'guy'?..is he a malay?chinese?indians or bangla or indons or mat salleh or just a loser who just got rejected? |
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humanfly
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| Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:56 am Post subject: |
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it could be a gal who wrote this....
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Demonick86
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| humanfly wrote: | | it could be a gal who wrote this.... |
Totally agree
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| Interesting to read....very funny.... |
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lovepark
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject: |
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so which type of woman u wanna be 
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